Hi there.
Are you an average joe or josie looking to move away from your dipshit backwater hillbilly town into a state that doesn't have a population that 100% votes against its own best interests 100% of the time? Well, you're in luck- here is a handy guide of what you will need to achieve this most banal yet also comically-over complicated dream.
Things you will need:
1. Cash! Everyone needs cash to move, especially if you plan to buy a home. My recommendation is to not even start looking until you have around 100,000-infinity dollars in the bank. That will probably be enough to secure a loan on a thirty thousand dollar home.
2. Don't move until you have a job lined up ahead of time in your new state. I really recommend getting a job in both states at the same time and making sure every family member you have also has a job (preferably in both states as well). Make sure all your friends are also employed. Also, did you know that many films and television shows often employ trained animals for specific scenes and storylines? Why not get your dog a job as well? You can't be too safe.
3. A cloning machine. Since all real estate agents also sub-contract out their time to be agents of the devil, all photos included in house listings are vicious lies. A cloning machine will allow you to send a duplicate of yourself to the state you are moving to in order to check out properties in person while you remain at home to do completely unreasonable things like go to work.
Special addendum to those who must travel across all of Oklahoma, including the panhandle, to reach the state you are moving to.
Things you will need:
1. Cyanide pill.