Monday, August 17, 2015

S'update





Hey everyone. I'm dealing with some personal issues right now. You may have noticed that they have prevented me from posting anything lately. For the time being my posting may continue to be very sporadic.

It's important for me to mention that I started this blog during a huge time of flux in my life. For a lot of reasons, I've used it  to stay occupied while stressful and difficult things have been happening to me and my family.

The truth is, it's going to get worse before it gets better. But the harder it gets the closer I will be to a place where I can devote more time to this blog (more than before even) and have new experiences to share with everyone.

I can't be any more specific than that for the time being. All I'm asking for is patience.

-H.N.


-P.S. I'm leaving my Etsy store active so feel free to make a purchase there or to continue to request special orders. Also, I haven't had anything on Ebay in a while but that will probably be changing soon as I have a HUGE amount of stuff I HAVE to get rid of now, regardless of cost. I will update when I post things there.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Tbt #27: Amelia


Welcome to today's throwback-Thursday (now 100% more accurately titled!). Even though I drew this redraw weeks ago, it's prescient that today I present to y'all this hard working woman. Currently my husband (Jeff) is doing some hard working for the next two weeks straight at his factory job here in the middle of August, eight and twelve hour shifts. Hard workers are clearly on my mind right now.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Ashes in the Wind: How I Lost Followers This Week


Social media can be scary and challenging but most of all, it can be baffling. What actually can compel someone to click through to unfollow someone on facebook, twitter, or tumblr when I can barely muster the energy to click "like" on stuff?

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Movie Recommendations for the People

Welcome to recommendations!


I will be posting these quick and informal viewing recs on Mondays but I want to get this one out quick before tonight in case anyone is wondering what to watch and needs advice. Also, buying or going to the movies is expensive so these movies can be found in some combination of Netflix or Amazon rentals/prime.

Anyway, when I watch movies I tend to watch them in sporadic clusters so here are several things I watched last weekend (as these are recommendations and not reviews, these are all spoiler-free):



Housebound (2014): This horror/comedy is available on Netflix. Don't be thrown of by the Texas Chainsaw Massacre-esque cover; hailing from New Zealand, I found this movie to be hilarious and also really scary (though your mmv with that). Best of all it has a lot of twist and turns, and the gore is kept on the funnier and minimal side of things.

Featuring a haunted house and delinquent daughter, come for the clever dialogue but stay for the delightful accents in which it's delivered in.

Highlights: Female driven, funny, solidly creepy, great horror comedy







It Follows (2014): Another horror film, this was is serious and also seriously scary. The central premise, basically a sexually transmitted haunting, has some really creepy rules that govern it that I found truly terrifying. My enjoyment was tempered by the fact that the ending I felt was a bit of a let down and the, while I read some things criticizing the central idea s misogynistic, I felt the most misogynistic thing about the movie was the disgusting whiny nice guy garbage boy played by Keir Gilchrist. Regardless, it is still Worth watching. It can be rented on Amazon.

Highlights: Seriously scary, unsettling out of time setting, interesting music, good atmosphere.

Lowlights: Some poor character choices, not sex positive (duh).







Soap Dish (1991): Silly little movie bout Soap Operas that feels unbelievably dated. Between the subject matter and how young everyone looks in this movie I really got an 80s vibe from it. That being said though it's good fluffy entertainment. It won't change your life but you can fold laundry while it's on. Available on Netlflix.

Highlights: FULL of celebrities looking very young. Whoopi Goldberg has amazing hair in it. Cathy Moriarty's voice gives me pants feelings. These amazing asymmetrical fruit earrings:

Kathy Najimi


Life Partners (2014): Starring the adorable Gillian Jacobs (Oh Gilly!) and Leighton Meester this very very light comedy about two friends entering a new stage in their friendship and lives is perfectly fine viewing. The conflict is low stakes but the clothes are great and everyone in it is unrealistically pretty. It's not a good movie but it's completely non-offensive. Available on Netflix.
























Tig (2015): If you know Tig Notaro's story then you might be interested in this documentary about her. Not all of it worked for me. Her story is moving but the pace moved more quickly than I would've liked. Also, I feel like she has such an interesting personality that I would have liked to learn more about her and more about how she has changed since dealing with all her traumas. It is worth watching though- it certainly provoked a lot of thinking in me about a lot of different topics touched on in the doc. Available on Netflix.

Sassy talking points: I wonder how a less affluent person would have been able to deal with all the horrors that happened in Tig's life in such a short amount of time? Can a self-proclaimed straight girl be turned lesbian/bi by anyone, or does it mostly help to be famous? (I love Tig and her comedy but, like I said, this movie did provoke a lot of thoughts in me).



Bonus: I didn't watch The Guest (2014) last weekend but I watched it a while back and it's now on Netflix. It's a low gore/high tension thriller style horror film that I would def. recommend. Dan Stevens minus his accent is very, very attractive in this movie and Maika Monroe (also the lead in It Follows) has found a great niche for herself with her natural portrayals of young adults. Really notable though is this movie's amazing 80s flavored soundtrack that enhances every scene and really complements the action and atmosphere.











So there are my recommendations. From the list three things can be learned about me (for possible future reference). One, I love horror but I have aged out of the slasher/torture porn/gratuitous gore genres. I prefer a little thought and care with my horror these days. Two, I prefer movies that have a strong female presence in them. And finally, I am a comedy nerd. That makes my three major categories I am going to recommend in horror, sci-fi, and comedy. Woo hoo!

Happy Murder Fun Misogny Hour: Criminal Minds Review Part II





So in my last offering you met the characters and cast of the seminal television series Criminal Minds. Today let me walk you children in nature as I break down a few of my "favorite" episodes, in no particular order other than best to worst.

A preliminary word on the violence in CM. Both this show and Hannibal have in the past made me look away from the television in disgust, but I've always felt like on Hannibal that the people behind that show were at least trying to do something, right? Make the events occurring beautiful to look at, add some artistry into things. Something. Not so on Criminal Minds. The camera work, set design, and casting are all basic and do nothing for the gore to make it ascend past just merely being gross and unpleasant. Because of this, and it general awfulness, if you are sensitive don't watch this show and maybe don't even read these synopses. 

So here now are a smattering of episodes that I can actually remember.