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A Short Story

I received an email today.

Let me paraphrase it for you.

"Dear Halestorm,

This is the Federal Loan Servicing agency. We are concerned that you haven't sent us your student loan repayment of $50 yet for this month. You know, the one we cashed a day ago? That's the one.

Without it we can't buy more tanks and this makes us very sad. 

If we could suck the knowledge back out of your head as repayment, we would. But we can't. (Yet.) So please send us our money. Pwease?

Sincerely,

The person who cashed your check less than 24 hours ago."

Me, at this point:

"OK then," I sez to myself. "I'll show your dumb asses." I scroll to the bottom of the email.

"Contact Us" you say? Click click, motherfucker.

Perfect.

The end.

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I don't know who runs it but it fills me with such joy every time I visit it. (Smugness is a kind of joy, right?)

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Promo time!

Blue Ring Octopus Mini Illustration

New in the shop:

Haleyllujah comic prints! 8.5" x 8.5" full color matte prints signed by me.

Mini illustrations/ paintings in various designs. These are original pieces of art that are note card sized- perfect for framing and priced to make them the perfect gift.

ALL items in the shop are free shipping, always! Hit the "Shop Art" button on the top of this page to check out my new stock.

Upcoming:

Look for more original illustrations in the shop, as well as some new and simple sewn products priced perfectly to mix and match.

The Holidays are coming (cue "Jaws" theme) so be sure to check out my Froebel origami stars- they make great gifts and can turn any tree or garland into something magical.

Also look for again this year my ornament keepers- double lined fabric bags perfect for storing your precious ornaments. I've used mine for years and it sure beats using decade old newspapers!

Other: 

I finally named my comic (as you may have noticed)! It's now called "Haleyllujah Comics". The fun part about this new name is that, because it's a play on the word hallelujah which has double Ls in it, I can now no longer spell my own name correctly!

Halleyllujah

NOOOooooooOOooOOoooOO!


Until next time-

H.N.

New Name

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